Friday, February 6, 2009

KQ civilization

This last week, KQ treated its fans to their brand of 'civilized'
culture. The gang traveled to Las Vegas for an incoherent, pointless
show with semi-celebirty guests such as mammoth Louie (a very unfunny
comedian) and some porn skanks.

There was lots of valuable discussion about feces and genitals. 30
minutes were spent obsessing over feces coming out of a rectum. They
would even "tea-bag" unsuspecting, drunk, passed-out losers. Nasty,
over-aged groupies went along on the trip and exposed their tired
breasts to other fans in attendance. Who are these losers? They spend a
month's salary from Austin's muffler to travel to this idiotic circus.
The whole event was a poor man's Lake Minnetonka Boat Party.

Does Tom Barnard and his legions of fans want immigrants and minorities
to assimilate to this superior culture? No, thanks.

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