The average KQ Listener enjoys Steve Miller Band, over and over and
over again. Their mode of transportation is usually a full-size truck
with a ladder attached to it. They are positively identified by the
Calvin Hobbes sticker urinating on an auto manufacturer logo. They will
sometimes decorate their truck with a prosthetic testicle hanging from
the towing ball. The drivers of the truck are unjustifiably arrogant
and self-proclaimed cultured people. These guys proudly wear KQRS
shirts that declare "I have to poop". (I wish I was making this up).
Along with ripped jeans, deer-hunting orange camaflouge jackets,
polaris snowmobile jackets and Motley Crue t-shirts, their wardrobe
boasts a shirt that informs the reader with the following words of
wisdom: "Immigrants Learn to speak 'American' or get out". Do these
guys really see that many immigrants at their workplaces such as the
snowmobile repair shop, muffler and brake shops etc.? These guys can
barely formulate a sentence, let alone lecture others on the English
language. They're mastery of English equates to knowledge of 50 slang
synonyms for genitals, races, countries or cultures. For example, The
French are "surrender monkeys" and apparently Arabs are towel-heads
(They don't wear turbans - The Sikhs and Afghans do). These guys demand
assimilation from the immigrants living in this country. Thankfully,
the state''s immigrants have resisted plastic testicles and t-shirts
advertising their digestive issues.
Any mention of genetalia and these guys get all giddy with KQRSMS'
brand of humor pioneered by Howard Stern. They get excited about any
nasty middle-aged woman with large breasts. They love the mentally
challenged co-host Terri Trane. The woman looks like the Minnesota
Viking's mascot Ragnar but the way these guys drool over her you would
think she is some kind of supermodel. Some of them can even read and
write. The following piece of literature will give you an idea of the
culture and wisdom of the average KQ Listener that is upheld with such
honor by Tom Barnard. It will also explain why they work at a Midas and
not IBM...
The average KQ listener is an embarassment to the progressive, modern,
decent and educated Minnesotan. Here is a KQ listener writing into
their favorite show after a long day of changing oil, drinking old
milwaukee, spitting kodiak and finishing the night off by masterbating
to some porno starring nasty skanks and sheep.
http://www.farmgirls.com/d1/ or one of bryce's favorite -backdoor stacy
#16-.
Please read letters below from the kqrs website and make your own
judgement.
A letter from a listener:
June 13, 2005 - Muslim Bumper Stickers
My other car is a bomb
This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings
Keep honking, I'm Visualize World Jihad
My other car is in the abdomens of 50 Israeli civilians
I blew up 500 friendly Iraqis and all I got was this lousy bumper
sticker.
0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student
In case of Jihad this car will be exploded
What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
ANOTHER LETTER
I don't know whet the hell they did in their country but this isn't the
fricking jungles of Africa and we sure as hell don't turn our houses
into butcher shops.
Shut down the God Damn borders or start to assimilate!
ANOTHER LETTER
Happy Belated Halloween Guys,
Here is my office Halloween costume this year, I searched for the "I
have to Poop" t-shirt, but could not find it for my costume. It would
have made such a bigger impact.
So to introduce my picture, I am a piece of undigested corn. Hope you
get as big a laugh as everyone in my office did.
You guys rock,
Michael
Friday, February 6, 2009
Ignorant comments on french riots.
Subject: French Riots
KQ Theme: Ignorance
Date: 11/4/2005
Fartnard was discussing French immigrants complaining about not having
jobs. why did they go there? demanded Farnard. Why don't they go back
to "dumpville"? A history lesson for the retards at KQ: The descendants
of immigrants are french from french colonies such as Algeria, Morrocco
and Senegal. These are third generation French citizens with no jobs
due to their race. These are people who were colonized by Imperial
Europe and were supposedly french citizens.
Even a listener who called in admitted that there is overt racism in
France.. KQ was not interested in those details and the caller was
summarily dispatched. What many supposedly "native" citizens like
Tom Barnard don't understand is that the immigrants are granted visas
for MANY self-serving reasons!
1. To pay for retirement
2. To meet demand for menial jobs
3. To meet demand for high-tech professional jobs
4. To sustain or boost economic growth
5. To introduce more consumers to the market
The KQ gang usually is very hateful of the french but in this case,
they really liked how the French are dealing with their multi-cultural
society. Another words, the degenerates at KQ are glad France does not
have a civil rights equivalent nor any laws to enforce it....
KQ Theme: Ignorance
Date: 11/4/2005
Fartnard was discussing French immigrants complaining about not having
jobs. why did they go there? demanded Farnard. Why don't they go back
to "dumpville"? A history lesson for the retards at KQ: The descendants
of immigrants are french from french colonies such as Algeria, Morrocco
and Senegal. These are third generation French citizens with no jobs
due to their race. These are people who were colonized by Imperial
Europe and were supposedly french citizens.
Even a listener who called in admitted that there is overt racism in
France.. KQ was not interested in those details and the caller was
summarily dispatched. What many supposedly "native" citizens like
Tom Barnard don't understand is that the immigrants are granted visas
for MANY self-serving reasons!
1. To pay for retirement
2. To meet demand for menial jobs
3. To meet demand for high-tech professional jobs
4. To sustain or boost economic growth
5. To introduce more consumers to the market
The KQ gang usually is very hateful of the french but in this case,
they really liked how the French are dealing with their multi-cultural
society. Another words, the degenerates at KQ are glad France does not
have a civil rights equivalent nor any laws to enforce it....
The Retard Trane Speaketh
Subject: The Retard Trane Speaketh
KQ Theme: Ignorance
Date: 11/4/2005
Terri says do they have a holiday every month? Dear Terri the Retard,
Muslims go by the lunar calendar which means Ramadan will fall on a
different month each year.
Terri Trane says Morroco is a dump.
Dear Terri, Morrocco is one of the most beautiful places on the earth.
Their unique cuisine is like no other in the world. Change the channel
from monster trucks special and watch channels like Fine Living, Travel
Channel or FoodTV to learn more about Morrocco's culture/country.
Tourists from around the globe visit this country all the time.
KQ Theme: Ignorance
Date: 11/4/2005
Terri says do they have a holiday every month? Dear Terri the Retard,
Muslims go by the lunar calendar which means Ramadan will fall on a
different month each year.
Terri Trane says Morroco is a dump.
Dear Terri, Morrocco is one of the most beautiful places on the earth.
Their unique cuisine is like no other in the world. Change the channel
from monster trucks special and watch channels like Fine Living, Travel
Channel or FoodTV to learn more about Morrocco's culture/country.
Tourists from around the globe visit this country all the time.
Subject : What contribution have immigrants made for the United States?
What have immigrants contributed to society?
Date : 8-NOV-05
Theme : Ignorance
Fatlard Barnard
I have a better question. What has Barnyard contributed? Potty humor?
Explanations of 'gunt', 'tramp stamp', 'rusty trombones' ???
What has Terri Trane contributed? Sexually Transmitted Diseases? Sex,
incoherent commentary, illiteracy? The inspiration for the inventors of
hooked-on-phonics?
Date : 8-NOV-05
Theme : Ignorance
Fatlard Barnard
I have a better question. What has Barnyard contributed? Potty humor?
Explanations of 'gunt', 'tramp stamp', 'rusty trombones' ???
What has Terri Trane contributed? Sexually Transmitted Diseases? Sex,
incoherent commentary, illiteracy? The inspiration for the inventors of
hooked-on-phonics?
Don't pick on the Hockey Players...
Subject : The ultimate hypocrisy
Date : 8-NOV-05
Theme : Racism, Hypocrisy
In an act of blatant, double-standard prejudice, KQ front-man, Fartman
Barnard and the rest of the gang have been tearing up the Minnesota
Vikings for the boat scandal. They have preached social and moral
responsibity required of the players. They have used the scandal as an
example proving their race-baiting theories of African-American's
degenerate behavior. They have had selective amnesia about their own
degenerate subject matter that has been aired for the last decade.
Now, Barnyard is UPSET about news coverage of Minnesota Gophers Hockey
players underage drinking. This is not a big deal he says and he is
upset that the news stations are harassing the kids... Everyone does
this!
Notice the demographic difference between the Minnesota Vikings vs.
Minnesota Gophers Hockey?
No doubt, coincidental.
Date : 8-NOV-05
Theme : Racism, Hypocrisy
In an act of blatant, double-standard prejudice, KQ front-man, Fartman
Barnard and the rest of the gang have been tearing up the Minnesota
Vikings for the boat scandal. They have preached social and moral
responsibity required of the players. They have used the scandal as an
example proving their race-baiting theories of African-American's
degenerate behavior. They have had selective amnesia about their own
degenerate subject matter that has been aired for the last decade.
Now, Barnyard is UPSET about news coverage of Minnesota Gophers Hockey
players underage drinking. This is not a big deal he says and he is
upset that the news stations are harassing the kids... Everyone does
this!
Notice the demographic difference between the Minnesota Vikings vs.
Minnesota Gophers Hockey?
No doubt, coincidental.
Good News for San Diego
Subject : San Diego
Date : Nov 2005
Theme : Xenophobia
Tom Barnard does not want to live in San Diego because there are too
many Mexicans living there. I don't think the city of San Diego really
cares that Barnard and his football field sized buttocks will not be
visiting San Diego any time soon...
Date : Nov 2005
Theme : Xenophobia
Tom Barnard does not want to live in San Diego because there are too
many Mexicans living there. I don't think the city of San Diego really
cares that Barnard and his football field sized buttocks will not be
visiting San Diego any time soon...
Profile: Philly
hillip "Philly Dawg" Wise
Subject Phillip "Philly Dawg" Wise
Date : Oct 2005
Theme : Exploitation
Perhaps nothing is more pathetic than the exploitation of ex-nfl player
Phillip Wise. He is the token black guy on the show. His presence gives
the show the cover of diversity and legitimacy. How can Catman Barnard
be racist? He has a black friend! The way Terri makes Tom Barnyard seem
intelligent, Phillip's purpose on the show is to give the illusion the
of tolerance and diversity on the toxic morning show. Does Phillip know
that he is being exploited? He is mocked and belittled for his comments
ridiculed as unintelligent and irrelevant. In the two hours he is
allotted, Phillip makes an attempt to defend African Americans to no
avail. He probably hates his job and is a poster child for the
consequences of professional athletes not saving for retirement
One of these days, the docile Phillip is going to insert his foot in
Barnard's mammoth buttocks...
Subject Phillip "Philly Dawg" Wise
Date : Oct 2005
Theme : Exploitation
Perhaps nothing is more pathetic than the exploitation of ex-nfl player
Phillip Wise. He is the token black guy on the show. His presence gives
the show the cover of diversity and legitimacy. How can Catman Barnard
be racist? He has a black friend! The way Terri makes Tom Barnyard seem
intelligent, Phillip's purpose on the show is to give the illusion the
of tolerance and diversity on the toxic morning show. Does Phillip know
that he is being exploited? He is mocked and belittled for his comments
ridiculed as unintelligent and irrelevant. In the two hours he is
allotted, Phillip makes an attempt to defend African Americans to no
avail. He probably hates his job and is a poster child for the
consequences of professional athletes not saving for retirement
One of these days, the docile Phillip is going to insert his foot in
Barnard's mammoth buttocks...
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